Zigzag Fiddle Crabs.

The massive amounts of equivocation and meandering trains of bullshit coming from the Bush administration on Iran and the extent of their involvement in the war we started with their neighbor is appalling, mostly because there are people who are doubling down on it. Who the fuck are these people who, in light of everything we know about everything there is to know about this shit, are not only completely willing to put the fantasy in their mouths, but are also willing to swallow. Who are these fucking people? Do you know who they are?

I am hereby calling on every rational person to engage in Reverse McCarthyism, to out those who are too retarded to engage in civil discourse, who are too frightened to think practically, who are too selfish to be included in a community - anyone who is too stupid to understand the chain of events that has brought us to this point must not be able to hide behind a facade of fiction, fantasy, and fairy tale thinking. This is a call to call shenanigans ... shenanigans on anyone who is full of shit. This isn't calling someone a name to which you've attributed nefarious connotations; it is a call to make people back up their fucking bullshit. If someone is going to assert themselves about a certain topic, and are probably or indubitably wrong, yet will not cede their ground, it is your duty as a member of the human community to call shenanigans. I have had it with people who succeed, who are accepted in the supposedly honorable sectors of life who have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! From here on out, I am starting my very own War on Terror - the terror of being ruled by dolts and of falling subject to the consequences of mistakes that ought not be made.


On Bushfuck's new tyrannical vision: I am sure there are Iranian weapons in Iraq. Some of them are being used against American troops. I am also relatively certain (insofar as I don't have any textual evidence on hand, being that it's 2am and I don't feel like finding it right now) that there are American and Soviet-made munitions being used against our own soldiers as well. What I am confused about is why would the Iranian government, which is ruled by Shiites who make up the majority of both the Iranian and Iraqi populations, would be supplying arms to the Sunni insurgents, who are responsible for the vast majority of attacks on U.S. troops? It. Doesn't. Make. Sense. Yet here we are, on the verge of another Gulf of Tonkin incident with seemingly no recourse to stop this insanity. Here we've lost over $10 BILLION DOLLARS in Iraq to waste and overcharging by military fuck contactors (yes, Halliburton and Friends) and no one is doing shit! Resolutions to disagree! Is that a joke? Resolution to fuck your fucking ass with your own goddamn fucking thumb is more like it. Can we impeach this clown already? This whole ideology that enables the dumbest people in this country to wield power?

Jay-sus!

We're losing our minds, one dollar at a time.

And get that fucking Butterfinger commercial off my TV. The one with that rat girl laughing at an imaginary hand drawing bunny ears and orange afros on her professor. Really? Is that fucking funny, you fucking idiot? It's just madness. There's just too much, too much.