... to become an irritating jackass! Zombie instructions! Egads, if I talk about the same ridiculous things over and over again, then it must be the Truth!
They come to eat your brains. I think the best way to fight the Zombies is to poison the brains so when they try to eat them, they go crazy. Crazy Zombies without access to fresh brains are predisposed to destroy themselves. The only effective poison, though, is knowledge of the science that underlies existence. It attaches itself to the natural structures of the brains, causing a contradiction between the Zombies physical existence and the alternate reality in which they dwell. Consciousness implodes, the brains melt like a six month-old turkey sandwich, no mayo. Dementia turns the Zombies against each other, and those infected to varying degrees make war over the truth of their perception.
::gnaw gnaw gnaw::
Poison your brains.
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