All Shook Up

I must be the only one who thinks that Jessica Simpson looks like she has some kind of palsy in her DirectTV commercial; why else would it get so much air time? I guess I understand the whole sultry-Texan-voodoo chantress thing, but I find it strange that a sultry Texan voodoo chantress can't pull it off. Maybe her dad told her taking meth would improve her standing with evangelical leaders. At least Radio Shack had the decency to take that dancing piece of Mick Jagger's dried, bloody coke snot out of rotation. Exercise some discretion! Jay-sus!