Tuesday, June 21, 2005

That Flag Just Isn't Holy Anymore

I am pretty confident that no one is watching C-SPAN at this moment, however if in the miniscule chance that you are, doubtless could you miss the hubris of this pirate Congressman Pete Hoekstra (R-MI). During debate on a resolution to create a commission which, similar to the 9/11 Commission, would investigate the policies and their animations of our prison camps and treatment of those detained by our forces abroad, this Chairman implies nearly explicitly that those Americans who call for oversight of these "intelligence" institutions are directly responsible for the negative global image of America and the actual violence directed her way. Wait a minute you fiend, just which committee is this jerkass chairman of? Why the one charged with the oversight of our intelligence issues as they relate to the "Global War on Terror!" Bastard! In his verbal excretion of fecal oration, Hoekstra blames what he calls "self-loathing on the floor of this House" for the growing insurgency in Iraq (which is attracting warriors and savages from other nations) and for the view abroad that American foreign policies are hypocritical. Maybe introspection becomes impossible when plundering the seas of natural and civil rights, and in that case this dissident advocates the Chairman smoke a little grass and sit his soul down and think about his situation. Here the Chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence will see through the looking glass of objectivity exactly how ludicrous and arrogant his assertions appear. If we are defined by our actions, then it certainly seems we have gone astray in our crusade as protectors of human rights around the world. Ignoring the credible assertions of abuses committed by the United States and the ongoing genocide and related atrocities in Darfur, instead this officer of the Fraternal Order of Douchebags is content to blame our lack of action on those critical of our policies abroad. Instead of hearing the substance of calls for investigation of abuses by our intelligence community, First Anal Breach Hoekstra absorbs and regurgitates only the perhaps unfortunate, but nevertheless compelling comparative rhetoric invoking Nazism, Stalinism, and any other -ism that takes its cues from the depraved state of ignorance to humanity. Brass tacks - Hoekstra has indicted those who want him to investigate, as per his obligation as Chairman, our policing and jailing practices as they continue to be called into question by those who have witnessed abuses firsthand. The only defense this savage could arm himself with is that reminiscent of the great poet Pee-Wee Herman, immortalized in his "I know you are, but what am I?" routine. However, the hilarity, or tragedy, is in the egregious finger-pointing that puts the heat everywhere but the fire, which is everthemorequickly burning out of control. This scumbag bastard is more content to point his cannon directly across the floor to those who want to clean up alleged injustice, instead of at injustice itself. He is more concerned with defending his own failings in being associated with Nazi policy than he is with preventing others from being subject to similar treatment by our own enforcement agencies. The wagons circle around those who cannot be complacent with not being as bad as, while the others who can sleep at night live to plunder another day the human rights inherent to civilized society. First Anal Breach Hoekstra, point your gun in another direction.

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